Gay London Life | Oct '25 Edition - Magazine - Page 46
Your Agony Adam!
Photos by by Jennifer Smith
The I Kissed a Boy heartthrob is back once again to
give his take on some of your sticky situations...
Ex on the Dancefloor
Freshers’ Faux Pas
Drag Bingo Betrayal
Halloween Costume Crisis
“I went to my local queer bar and
“I’m a second-year at uni and
“I heckled the drag queen at
“My mates want to do a group
ended up dancing with my ex. Now
hooked up with a very eager
bingo and she roasted me so hard
costume as the Spice Girls for
my friends are teasing me about
fresher. Now he’s practically living
I still can’t show my face. How
Halloween, but they’ve already
a reunion tour. Do I cut them off
in my flat. How do I politely evict him
do I regain my dignity in my local
assigned me Scary without
again, or lean into the remix?”
before he unpacks his ring light?”
queer venue?”
asking. How do I reclaim my Geri
The age-old question about going
Oh girlie. Surely the term ‘fresher’
Being roasted by a drag queen is my
moment?”
back to your ex. My advice would be,
is only relevant for the first week of
Friday night ritual, honey. It’s like a gay
Oh, that’s what you call shade. I think
why re-read a chapter when you’ve
joining uni, give that fresher some life
baptism. In the words of Lisa Rinna,
this is a case of great minds think
got another 100 books in the library?
advice and kick them OUT. If they ain’t
‘own it, baby’ — take it on the chin and
alike, but only one will do it better.
Trust your gut, it normally means that
paying your bills, pay them no mind.
lean into it. Life is fun when you don’t
Make it a challenge to see who can
take yourself seriously.
pitch their best Geri!
it’s the right thing for you.
Polyamory Panic
The Queer Commute Crush
“My date casually mentioned
“There’s a guy on my morning train
they’re poly, but I’m still figuring
with rainbow laces and the best
out how to manage one person’s
biceps I’ve ever seen. How do I
texts, let alone five. Do I run, or
flirt without looking like a creepy
embrace Google Calendar?”
commuter?”
I mean, green flag for honesty — we
No one wants to be disturbed on their
love when someone is showing you
morning commute, so we need to get
that respect. Personally, I can barely
creative with this one. I love nothing
manage my own calendar, let alone five
more than an oat latte and an almond
others. Keep it simple, just because
croissant. Why not break the ice over
your date is poly, doesn’t mean you
some sweet treats and patisserie?
need to be dating other people.
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